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I have myself...

Wed Apr 29, 2009, 2:28 PM
  • Mood: Neutral
A baby. I'm not kidding.
...
Oh, God. I wish I could see some of ya'lls faces. :'D Okay okay okay, so it's made of plasitc, wires, and sensors. =3=; SO WHAT?!
Here's the dealio: I take Health as an elective class. Our final project is to take a fake baby home with us and take care of it for a night. Feed it, rock it, burp it, change its diapers, etc etc. So far, not so bad. It's only started crying about...3 or 4 times so far, and I was able to get it calmed down in less than three minutes, so I am immensely proud of myself. I'm just praying that it doesn't wake up in the middle of the night. Then we will have a very angry Margi. ;_; So, pray it doesn't cry while we're sleeping and wake us all up.
So far, things are fine. I'll update later because I can hardly type holding a seven pound baby in one arm. Might not sound like much, but after you hold it after a while...Christ, it gets heavy. D:
LATER~

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:iconxstormxalchemistx:
Wow... That's why I'm not taking Health in Highschool. I'm taking drama. XDDD

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"If it's childish to believe in this, so be it. I'd rather be considered a child than follow a doctrine of cynicism, chaos—apathy. I thought I didn't care, Dad, that I didn't need to believe in things. But I was wrong." - Edward Elric
:icontwilightalchemistx16:
XD! Yeah, well...it's not so bad so far. I'm sure it WILL wake up at night, though. It's what it's programmed to do: Act like a real baby. I'm just happy it's only for one night. I know a school where they do it for a week. o_____o;;;

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:iconwitchandelyonpower:
hehe i took health online last summer *hoho* even if they wanted to give me a baby to care for, i was in a different state!

*sucks for class meetings though*

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:iconcarmacao:
Ouch.
You actually got me there for a sec . . .
I had to do that.
It was a pain in the ass.
But I dealt with it and got an A.
It's just a matter of doing without thinking.

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The spring passes away with time
The coast, the scenery of the shore
No matter where I look, you, smiling, aren't there

The engraving inside of my memories;
The pain that won't disappear
And the dream of the lost scenery repeats . . .
:iconcave-shinobi:
Actually, I fell for it XD (because it's something possible. I have a friend of our age that got pregnant about 2 months ago .___. luckily for her, she told her parents about the situation and got the chance to abort, since it hadn't pass 10 weeks or something like that)

So... we got to know that you have some 1337 5k1llz with teh babies. Maybe it's part of the female instinct and stuff... I mean, it's women that give birth to babies, so it would be only logical if they're better at taking care of babies .___. if I'm wrong, slap me. (and yes, I'm considering the exceptions but, as it implies, they're exceptions. d0h)

And thank god it's only 1 day :noes: if it was more, your arm could eventually fall!... lol. Just think about your future times when you get to have children... IT WILL BE A HELLA LOT MORE THAN JUST 1 DAY!

And I hope the machine keeps you up all night long >D sweet dreams! *fails*

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:iconxstormxalchemistx:
Oh. My. God. o_o; At my school we just do eggs. XD

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"If it's childish to believe in this, so be it. I'd rather be considered a child than follow a doctrine of cynicism, chaos—apathy. I thought I didn't care, Dad, that I didn't need to believe in things. But I was wrong." - Edward Elric
:icontwilightalchemistx16:
Gotcha. 8D *shot*
I know, wasn't it? D: Apparently, my baby doesn't like Anatomy, because he kept me running back to him every three friggin' minutes. DX

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"I'm not random. I just have many thoughts, and they don't always come out in the order I want them to..." ~me
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:icontwilightalchemistx16:
XD! Way to shirk your motherly duty. :'D Just kidding.

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"I'm not random. I just have many thoughts, and they don't always come out in the order I want them to..." ~me
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:icontwilightalchemistx16:
Lucky you. :'D

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"I'm not random. I just have many thoughts, and they don't always come out in the order I want them to..." ~me
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